A is for Aizlewood.
B is for Birthdays. Mikeys and yours truly.
C is for Cycling. First thing in the morning. Chief culprits Misters Richard Rutter and Mr James Bates.
D is for our lovely shiny dConstruct site.
E is for Ellen, of the de Vries variety. Clearleft storyteller supremo.
G is for GIF. Primary communication method on Clearleft’s Slack, despite being banned from a channel or two.
H is for Heatwave. 28°C in Brighton on Wednesday to be precise, which sounds much more feeble than it felt.
I is for Internet.
J is for Jebari: three legged race expert, tennis player and shandy drinker. AT THE SAME TIME.
K is for Kate’s Birthday Bash.
L is for Lingerie libraries.
M is for Melting. Because of aforementioned heatwave.
N is for No. N. O. No.
O is for Oranges. Not the only fruit I’ll have you know.
P is for Programmable bacteria, as seen at Solid conference. I shit you not.
Q is for the Queue for the BBQ. Out on the terrace. Graham cooking monster dogs.
R is for Retrofuturism rehab, and Graham’s spent CSS juju.
S is for Sphenisciforms. Everywhere.
T is for Tessa.
U is for Uvavu.
V is for Volcano.
W is for Walk. Namely, our 9 mile team outing from Hassocks to Lewes, topped off with a great meal at the Pelham Arms.
X is for Xanderpuss.
Y is for Yes!
Z is for Zardoz. Because in the distant future, a savage (Sean Connery) trained only to kill finds a way into the community of bored immortals that alone preserves humanity’s achievements. Heavy.